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Brilliant!

As a follow-up to my previous invective-laden diatribe, I thought you’d be interested to see that the same people who brought us welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com are at it again with tomcruiseisnuts.com. I particularly love their “disclaimer” at the bottom: Read more…

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Dear Mr. Cruise

Alright, I’ve been sitting on this for three or four days now, and I can’t stand it anymore.

Tom Cruise, take your Scientology and shove it up straight up your ass. (Oh, there I went and outed myself as an SP. Shoot.) Read more…

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Who Will Save Superman?

I saw this tidbit today, and all I could think was “Thank God!”

Any Superman fan who saw Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle should be relieved. That was one of the few sequels I’ve ever seen that was so bad it made me regret seeing the first one.

They’re apparently still having casting problems, too, after a litany of completely-wrong-for-the-part actors, from Nicholas Cage to Josh Hartnett to Jude Law have come and gone. Good grief, why don’t they just cast Jim Carrey and be done with it? I know Warner Bros. is trying hard to find a big name to cast as Superman, but I think they should learn from Smallville and go with lesser names that better fit the characters. It didn’t work out so bad for the original film, which was Christopher Reeve’s second film.

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