Category: Movies
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J.J. Abrams is an Evil Genius
…and I don’t know whether to despise him or move him to #1 on my all-time heroes list. Note: don’t read any further if you haven’t seen Star Trek yet!
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Brilliant!
As a follow-up to my previous invective-laden diatribe, I thought you’d be interested to see that the same people who brought us welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com are at it again with tomcruiseisnuts.com. I particularly love their “disclaimer” at the bottom:
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Dear Mr. Cruise
Alright, I’ve been sitting on this for three or four days now, and I can’t stand it anymore. Tom Cruise, take your Scientology and shove it up straight up your ass. (Oh, there I went and outed myself as an SP. Shoot.)
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Who Will Save Superman?
I saw this tidbit today, and all I could think was “Thank God!” Any Superman fan who saw Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle should be relieved. That was one of the few sequels I’ve ever seen that was so bad it made me regret seeing the first one. They’re apparently still having casting problems, too, after…